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Joke of the Day
"My teacher touched me Seriously, his lecture was fantastic"
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"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? ( say it out loud )"
"Whats black, white, red and rolls around in a KFC parking lot? Litter that the wind blew out of the trash you racist piece of shit!"
"How is a lesbian like a camel? Their hump has no bone."
"How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Sorry."
"What do you call a Black Man flying a Plane? The Pilot you racist fuck."
"What is the difference between New York City and the deep south? In the deep south they at least had a show trial before letting murders walk free."
"Every time you do a shot of tequila, an angel hi-fives a fairy and they agree to meet later to kick you in the head while you're sleeping."
"Behavioral Health What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder? A myclonic jerk."
"Fuck you, little sticker on produce!"