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Joke of the Day
"A laugh track, but for every time my boss says ""I need this done today."""
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"What do you call a clown eating a mushroom? Jeff"
"Don't judge men by their wealth or appearance, judge them by their characters. All 140 of them."
"Well. Now I'm beginning to think Toyota is doing this on purpose. Like they're getting back at people for making jokes about Asian drivers."
"My girl has been eating a lot of Mexican fast food and gaining tons of weight lately, but I'll never stop loving her She's my Taco Belle"
"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"
"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"
"What's the bare minimum? One bear."
"Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job."
"As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her ""Need a bigger size?"" I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk."