19808

Joke of the Day

"As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her ""Need a bigger size?"" I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk."

"What is the worst part of a prostitute and the best part of a pie? The crust."

"I'm not a fan of Nascar... I believe in equal rights."

"Crazy lady next to me forgot to take her meds, flipping out and shit. I hate seeing this. Just going to walk away from my mirror now."

"whats another name for a cemetary? a chinese resturant"

"How do you get a drummer to drink a beer open it for him"

"The city of North Hollywood keeps trying to get us to call them ""NoHo."" Does this mean I have to refer to Hollywood as ""Ho?"""

"What do you call a stupid arachnid? A spiDUUUUUUUR"

"My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace. After a few hours I finally found the exit."

"SON: I need lunch money. DAD: Get a job. SON: I'm in 5th grade- DAD: All I'm hearin' is excuses."