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Joke of the Day

"Had to buy rat poison last week. I'm with a really huge problem at home. Can't stand my roomate."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton survive a capsized boat. Who drowns? The boat."

"I'd like to travel to Holland Wooden shoe?"

"Whats 10 inches? What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage"

"It's colder than a well digger's ass."

"Silkworms Two silkworms had a race It ended in a tie."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct"

"Gremlins(1984): a shopkeeper with a creature so powerful it could destroy all human life gives it to a 12yo boy. Many lives are lost.(PG13)"

"Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it. The taste of her hairy lap stick."

"Sar-Chasm (noun) When you're joking, but everyone thinks you're being serious, you've fallen into the sar-chasm."