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Joke of the Day
"Hey Mom, I hate tomato soup... Mom: Shut up, you only have it once a month!"
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"A blind man walks into a bar And then a chair. And then a table"
"[Ouija Board] Me: Spirit, answer this one questiondo you like me? Board: R E A D 1 2 : 3 7 P M"
"Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet? Because he didn't drywall."
"Where do muslims go when they die? Everywhere."
"Apparently they don't use the term ""stealth handjob"" in the UK They call it a ""blanket wanket""."
"So, my friend who hasn't slept in 24 hours just blurted this out... Confucius say, don't leave the chronic masturbator behind. Horny man may come in handy!"
"""I'm too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time"" ~Management"
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO RUIN IT WITH SEX. SURE, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, THEY JUST DON'T SEE YOU IN THAT WAY"
"What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship? Imsosaurus!"