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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally popped your first balloon. The second was my favorite."

"we are the animals that forgot we were animals"

"What did the poet with hemorrhoids say? I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin."

"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."

"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."

"When I couldn't pee once, I told my penis, ""Come on! I know urine there""."

"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."

"I'm single by choice. But it's not my choice."

"You hear about the newswoman with one boob? She kept abreast of the current issues. (go easy...just made this up)"

"What's the difference between a group of intelligent midgets and a girls xc team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."