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Joke of the Day

"What bounces and makes little children cry? My donation check to Feed the Children!"

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in 3's? No tres passing"

"The invention of the jackhammer. . . It was groundbreaking. [Side Note] I have already posted this on /r/badpuns but, that seems inactive so, I decided to repost it here."

"there has been like five kardashian birthdays in the last two months wow i actually can't keep up with the kardashians"

"""Just do it!"" Why Nike reps don't man the suicide hotlines."

"You know your a redneck when...... _______________ (Fill in the blank)"

"Q: What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday? A: Chump day."

"What does a 9 volt battery and a girls ass have in common? You know you shouldn't, but you're gonna lick it eventually."

"Kids go as the devil and bigfoot on Halloween all the time, but I go as a pedophile and suddenly I'm a weirdo."

"i can guess how someone will die based on their clothes date: what about me? Hawaiian themed bathroom fire"