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Joke of the Day

"When I go to Subway I always bring a pair of pants that are 10 times to big for me and high five all the workers."

"Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!"

"Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa? Ebola cereal!"

"Yeah I pee in the shower, but not while I'm in it"

"""You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!""- toddlers, teenagers and US congress"

"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"

"i'm reading this thesaurus. it's really interesting, or should i say... very interesting."

"Whats the difference between a lesbian and a wheat-thin? Ones a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"I was going to tell a Mexican joke... but that's just crossing the border"

"What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love."