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Joke of the Day

"When I go to Subway I always bring a pair of pants that are 10 times to big for me and high five all the workers."

"If Ted Kennedy Dan Quayle Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word."

"if a gay man inquires about something.... Is it a queery?"

"Wanna hear a pickup line? ***HONK HONK HOOOOOONK HONK HOOOONNK***"

"Hello, you've reached 1-800-NARCISSIST, how can you help me?"

"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."

"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car"

"ok ok so my last one wasn't very popular ,but i got another one !! here it goes ... ""i don't beeleeve you"" get it ? it's a joke about bees !!!!! XD upvote it it was funy and made u laugh .."

"How is marriage like a tornado? At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but when it's over your house is gone."

"Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do5 Abandon4 Lie3 Cheat2 Abuse1 Forget to start the dishwasher"