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Joke of the Day
"if a gay man inquires about something.... Is it a queery?"
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"Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called ""The Human Conditioner""."
"What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment? [removed]"
"I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans... I don' wanna taco 'bout it."
"RACIST: im a racist! ME: uh oh RACIST: yea I race cars! ME: oh. I dont think u know what racist means RACIST: & I hate Jews! ME: there it is"
"Do you know how many feminists it takes to change a light bulb? One, you asshole."
"""I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit"" ""Not anymore"" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon"
"Terrorist Threat Level: Porcupine"
"I will build a great wall. To keep all the Muslims out. Yours truly, Donald trump."
"I feel like a battery because I am not included in anything :("