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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""Hey, we've got a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"""

"What's brown and sticky? Poo!"

"What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command."

"I was bitten by a crow, since then I've had the proportionate strength, speed, and agility of a guy who is bleeding from the head a bit"

"What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call orgies... ...the big bang courtesy of reds"

"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Nun"

"Did you hear about the fight between Haydn and Beethoven? You didn't? Neither did Beethoven."

"NEWSFLASH: Billy Corgan has permanently lost his voice, and can only lip sync his songs... Going forward his band will be known as 'DUBSMASHING PUMPKINS'."

"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman You can unscrew a lightbulb"