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Joke of the Day
"What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned? There's no punchline."
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"Lets share blonde jokes Howdo you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool"
"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."
"girl [smiling]: hey, how are you!? me [visibly nervous]: not much!"
"What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra? ...he had a hard time with his allergies"
"Happy Friday the Thirteenth I think it's bad luck to be superstitious"
"My son claims he ""loves me,"" but the contents with which he fills diapers he KNOWS I'LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise."
"I'll do unspeakable things to you, baby, like vqtkjx and zqkpmr."
"Teachers be like... That is improper grammar!"
"Cop: ""Can you describe the person who robbed you?"" Me: ""He had on a black shirt and hat with a green apron and charged me $6 for coffee"""