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Joke of the Day
"I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on almost 4 years of sobriety."
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"My friends call me The Archeologist Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk"
"What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa? Outtagascar"
"I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart... But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky."
"When a bird poops on you, it's also peeing on you, because they do both at the same time. So remember: you're a TOTAL bird toilet."
"What do feminists and Sports Authority have in common? They've got a rivalry with Dicks"
"What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres? PUNisher"
"I hate those unrealistic movies where women are friends."
"Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too."
"I would have been grounded for saying 66% of Dick Van Dyke's name."