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Joke of the Day
"Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her."
Next Joke
"Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets."
"me *dead*: at least I don't have to pay student loans *Gets e-mail* We see your living status has changed. Click to update your loan info."
"How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso... get it?"
"Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?"
"What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns."
"The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A.... Clinton's Inbox"
"i'm only a good advice giver from 11pm to 2am central time. any time besides that if you tell me anything i'll just go ""oh."""
"have you ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they!"
"Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !"