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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexicans favorite band? Hispanic at the Disco"
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"I'm seriously disappointed by /r/goldbenefits. Not even one name appeared in the Panama papers."
"Is no shave November just for men? Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache."
"What do you call a scary bee? A boo bee."
"I told my friend to not worry about being hungry at the beach. Because of all the sand which is there."
"you know what never gets old? Children who died at a young age."
"Marital prejudice/ politics amongst fruit Q: What did Mr & Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon? A: But you cantaloupe!"
"Jared Fogle gets sentenced 15 1/2 years in prison At least he'll still be able to enjoy footlongs"
"My grandmother died and left me a tomato. I shouldn't have asked for any heirlooms."
"What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant? Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)"