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Joke of the Day

"You know why it'd called modern jazz right? No? It's because ""A peace if crap was already taken."""

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"I got Arnold Schwarzenegger into Baroque music... He'll be Bach."
"Whales in a bar Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, ""OUUHHHHWAHHHHHHH OUHHHHHHH AHHHH"" and the second one replies, ""Shut up Steve, you're drunk!"""
"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination."
"[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."
"A man walks into a bar With a piece of asfalt in his hand, goes to the bartender and says ""Ill take 2 beers, one for me and one for the road"""
"Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going."
"What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3"
"Me: *hyperventilating* 911? BEES! ... EVERYWHERE! ... SEND...HELP! ""Sir we don't ..."" Me: OMG! DON'T YOU HAVE A SWAT TEAM FOR THIS?"
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