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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an introspective monk? A deep friar."
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"You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water. If it sinks: girl ant.... If it floats: boy ant."
"What is the most common owl in England? Tea-towl"
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"If you feel like your parents didn't hug you enough as a child then it's probably because they didn't really want you. Good talk."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free"
"Just place a STUDENT DRIVER sticker on top of your car, and suddenly no one suspects you of drunk driving at 8am."
"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"
"Buy a boat, name it Relation. Now you can tell people that you have a relationship."
"In Elevator... Ask ""What would Ray Rice do?"""