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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free"
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"Voting booths are like brothels You have to decide which ass you want."
"Studies show that your chances of getting murdered drop down significantly when you STFU and mind your own business."
"What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!"
"I feel more shame when someone glances at my computer or phone and catches me looking at Facebook, than I would if it were porn."
"I was close to becoming a rap god. But then 1 day my mom licked her thumb to wipe a smudge off my face as a kid & ruined all my street cred."
"My gf said all I do is sit on the couch in my underwear all day but that's bullshit, I've never been able to fit my underwear onto my couch."
"Micky and Minnie Mouse get Divorced The Lawyers says to Micky: ""so you're getting a divorce because Minnie's crazy you say?"" Micky replies frustrated:""No she's not crazy she's fucking goofy!"""
"Which war was the hungriest? Viet-nom."
"I'm so sick of being constipated... I'm completely losing my shit"