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Joke of the Day
"Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she's still there."
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"BANISTER A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. ""What are you doing?"" he asks. She answers, ""Warming up your dinner."""
"Have you ever woken up because of a boner? Alarm cock."
"My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife but my looks are telling me to study harder."
"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"
"Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled"
"Trump bragged about Apprentice ratings at National Prayer Breakfast, just like when Jesus boasted about his huge Sermon on the Mount crowds."
"Oh, Obama's credit card was declined? Michelle must have called the bank and told them she was tired of her husband always ""going Dutch."""
"Sodium said to neon, ""I gave your mother my electron last night!"" Neon didn't react."
"Got head from a Midget last night... I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion..."