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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !"
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"They Call this a condition... LOL Binge Eating Disorder. http://www.bingeeatingdisorder.com/"
"The sauciest 1% of Americans are saucier than the bottom 95% combined."
"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."
"Anybody else miss a time when if you REALLY wanted to show a pop idol you loved them, you assassinated them? (ATTN Bieber fans)"
"If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have ""valet Parkinson's"" disease"
"If I have 5 apples and I give you 2 of them, just take the other 3 cause I'm going out for tacos"
"What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together."
"What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
"What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? both can be solved with a coat hanger"