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Joke of the Day

"What can save Russian Bear Snow den."

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"I was going to tell a joke about Donald Trump's presidential campaign.. but then I realized it was racist, too long, and didn't make any sense."
"4-year-old: Can we have Oreos for dinner? Me: Are you crazy? That'd be terrible for you. 4: Mom's not home. Me: *eats Oreos for dinner*"
"My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well I was amazed. I never knew they worked."
"What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!"
"Why does Seth Rogen laugh like he's being asphyxiated? Because even he knows he sucks."
"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble"
"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"
"hey it's me, the girl who just googled ""chemistry alphabet"" when i meant ""periodic table"""
"Brain problem On the left side, there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left."