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Joke of the Day
"Do you guys know what a minstrel cycle is? A bicycle for musicians."
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"iPhones need a feature where an incoming call doesn't take up the whole screen so u can do other things while u ignore a phone call"
"Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them."
"What did Stella McCartney say during a threesome? Come together Right now Over me"
"Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam."
"Boy: I wish more girls liked farming Girl: I like farming Boy: Lol oh yeah? Name the 5 most water-efficient irrigation systems of the 1980s"
"How do you pay for a circumcision? With a tip!"
"What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu? I, Robotussin."
"Ashley Madison website is having problems. But instead of addressing them directly, it'll just look for a younger hotter website on the side"
"My pet anteater just ate my dad's sister! Turns out it was an aunteater..."