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Joke of the Day
"At a family gathering of Rednecks, NEVER say ""come at me bro"""
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"You think it's difficult to plug one nostril and blow out the other? It's snot rocket science."
"I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test... by switching to radians."
"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"
"That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep."
"Ex: Do you ever think of someone else when we have sex? Me: No, it's always George Clooney."
"John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. ""Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"" You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town"
"I set my Tinder location to Flint, Michigan. Those girls are probably hella thirsty..."
"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"
"""That chicken died for you"" - how I get my kids to eat chicken"