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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about oral sex? The 5 minutes of peace and quiet!"
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"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."
"a man (almost) worked at google A man went for a job interview at google. When he got the job, he got up and shouted ""YAHOO!"" the man was fired immediately."
"I'm trying to teach my toddler how to headbang but he's pissed because he wants a bottle. I told him to save that anger for the mosh pit."
"The England squad have been receiving death threats and this morning they awoke to find a horses head. Fortuneatly, it was only Wayne Rooney asleep."
"What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party? A BOOkake party!"
"The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so, He felt undermined."
"Garfield creator breaks silence to give impassioned speech. ""It's pronounced Jarfield"" he says through tears"
"To the girl who wore a white dress to the wedding I went to this weekend, good for you for not needing people to like you"
"Don't worry if you're skydiving and your parachute doesn't open You got the rest of your lives to fix it!!!"