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"You texted ""SORRY"" followed by six ""!""s, and seven was the minimum I was looking for so... apology not accepted"

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"""The toilet is overflowing."" -Sir Isaac Newton"
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"The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge ""I dont recognize this court!"" ""Why?"" asked the Judge. ""Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."""
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit-alot"
"HOW MANY LAWYER JOKES ARE THERE? Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true."
"hey i just met you and this is crazy but i'm your mom now you small weak baby"
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