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Joke of the Day
"I told my girlfriend that I am over my ex... I don't have to feel guilty anymore."
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"You want to know what's the toughest part about Thanksgiving dinner at my house? The sexual tensions"
"My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy."
"When black guys say ""ya feel me?"", I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at."
"Flagging down a people-carrier taxi is like my music collection. I don't like van hailing."
"*getting caught filling up neighbor's trash can* Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can! Where did you get it?"
"If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted"
"What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !"
"Heard today that most feminists are lesbians that's why they can't think straight."
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator"