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Joke of the Day
"Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well here's the elastic band."
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"The worst part about online dating is when the girl lists her weight as 115lbs, but when you're lifting her to put her in your trunk, she's obviously well over 140."
"Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile"
"What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first."
"At a wedding where the minister told everyone to stand next to the person who makes life worth living. The bartender was almost trampled."
"Why do woman vacuum? So they can practice there sucking."
"I'm currently dating a woman that, like me, has Parkinson's and kleptomania. We're going to take things slow."
"Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !"
"What do Asian people use as blindfolds? Shoe laces."
"Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them."