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Joke of the Day

"I keep confusing the names Jimmy and James Doesn't matter, as they both think everyone loves their sausage."

"Those luxury car ads with a sexy couple zigzagging through the hills should really end with the passenger puking on the side of the road."

"An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii."

"A kind man helped me with wood chopping today I really appreciate the random axe of kindness."

"I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app... When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed."

"Crazy that we could end poverty by having an airplane drop thousands of inspirational quotes from Facebook on a 3rd world village."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"

"Why do russians rush B? To break the rush-A stereotypes"

"I never took Complex Anal. in college So I had to find out about the residue theorem the hard way."

"I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke but my parents would kill me"