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Joke of the Day
"Does anybody know any jokes about salt? Na"
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"What is yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children."
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"What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old boy in my basement."
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"Why did Tony the Tiger go to prison? RRRrrrrrrrrrrrape!"