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Joke of the Day

"When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs? before 15:30 ... ^I'll ^show ^myself ^out"

"Trump wants to build a wall between Canada and the U.S. also Please... please do it... us Canadians will even gladly pay for it"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, since he's too short to be an ese."

"Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have Germans pump it."

"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"

"*casually walks into a crowded Sushi Restaurant wearing a dolphin costume* *suddenly stops, looks horrified, & backs slowly out the door*"

"I keep my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. Easy! It's right next to the sage."

"People complain when my baby is crying and then they complain when I stuff her in the overhead bin, MAKE UP YOUR GD MINDS"

"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"

"Learning to love yourself is important. Just don't let your wife catch you doing it."