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Joke of the Day
"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."
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"What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber? Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine"
"What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender? About ten minutes."
"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""
"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."
"I have decided to write all of my jokes in capitals from now on... This one was written in Tokyo."
"If the people that drink it are any indication, Diet Coke does not work."
"[ouija board] Spirits im in need of your help O N L Y I F Y O U H E L P U S Sure W T F I S Y O U R W I F I P A S S W O R D"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"