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Joke of the Day
"Why did the satanist become a lawyer? He wanted to be the devil's advocate."
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"What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending."
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"Lmao this joke has no punchline because Ellen Pao"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter he's not coming anyways."
"They told me to keep it in my pants... But it was too hard. Happy Valentine's Day folks!"