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Joke of the Day
"I'm against protesting... But I don't know how to show it."
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"If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them"
"My Muslim friend went on a Eurotrip this summer... Told me he had an absolute blast at every country he visited"
"The man who invented auto-correct has died. May he restaurant in piece."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great saying... But apparently a bad way to tell your kid they're adopted."
"I see ISIS is finally practicing Structured Programming. They're eliminating GOTOs."
"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dictator."
"I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl... ...i thought she was a couple of years older than that, I suppose that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father."
"Why is it hard for men to understand women? Because you have to study abroad to understand them."
"What do you call a sour black man? Vinigger."