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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard the joke about the airplane? I'd tell it, but it'd go over your heads.... CORNY JOKES THREAD! OP will deliver knee slappers and humdingers!"

"I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States."

"Answered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a door."

"What's a pirates favorite type of fish? GAAAARRRRRRRR!!! Edit: I beat ya guys to it. Ha"

"They call me Moses. Cause I parted that Red Sea last night."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'Neak Up On It."

"""So, how was your week off ill?"", asked the co-worker to his Scottish counterpart. ""Aye, was okay lad, but it was only a wee cough""."

"Their seems like their are a lot of unfinished jokes going around... Gotcha"

"What did the elephant say? When he lost his penis."

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist fuck."