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Joke of the Day

"Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one He said, ""No thanks, I'm Jewish."" I said, ""Don't worry, they're free."""

"I'm single for so long My last girlfriend dumped me on MSN."

"Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots..."

"Everyone talks about roses on a piano... I just want tulips on my organ."

"My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new ""Divorce Barbie"" She comes with half of Ken's stuff."

"Did you hear the one about the perfume store? I heard their manufacturing was in an ol' factory."

"Boss says, ""its the 3rd time you've been late this week! Do you know what that means??"" Me, ""err... It's Wednesday?"""

"I sometimes send letters to my parents... They're nothing to write home about."

"Online guy: wanna chat I'm 9 inches Me: i'm 58 you would barely reach the middle of my shin how could we hold hands on our wedding day"

"A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff... *Baah Dum Tssssss*"