119529
Joke of the Day
"I'm sick of this boy scouts training. It drives me knots"
Next Joke
"When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car."
"People don't hate you because you're beautiful. people hate you because you're a nasty b itch."
"A Vietnamese person gets a haircut A Vietnamese person walks into a Barbershop and sits down. The barber asks ""What' chu want fam?"" The Vietnamese person replies, ""How do you know my name?"""
"What is the difference between a pedophile and a sexually active wife of a cop? One wants to cop a feel and the other wants to feel a cop."
"What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto? Worcestershire"
"Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them."
"How does a flight of steps check out a woman? It stares."
"You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist."
"Why does a dog? Why does a dog lick its butt? To get the taste of dog food out of its mouth."