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Joke of the Day

"I'm sick of this boy scouts training. It drives me knots"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."

"I generally don't trim my ear hair until it effects my peripheral vision."

"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"

"I've upped my game so now instead of buying women at the bar drinks I buy them a pony"

"ME: I need help losing weight. I've tried everything. NARRATOR: He hadn't tried anything at all. Nothing."

"This recent question was presented to a German national: What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'"

"Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common? Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead."

"Never have I ever... rushed out of my house pretending I had to be somewhere & drove around neighborhood to get somebody to leave."

"""Got any drugs or alcohol on you?"" ""yup, I'm all set. Thanks Officer"""