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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an Indian smoothie with a rescue dog? Mango Lassie"
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"""I have a newt named Tiny."" ""Why do you call it Tiny?"" ""Because it's my newt."""
"What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog"
"What do you call it when two female spies fall in love? Lesbianage"
"never hit a guy with glasses... hit him with a brick"
"In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants. He got a mountain range that never forgets."
"Donald Trump's dick is so shriveled and emaciated,... Obama called in drone strikes on it."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor."
"The best thing about adolescent humor... is that it never gets old!"
"I was loving the song with the great beat in the lunchroom at work today when I realized it was the dishwasher running. It's great to be me."