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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor."

"I wouldn't step onto a plane with thrust issues."

"r/jokes is like staring into my toilet while periodically looking away after taking a dump. I keep seeing the same shit over and over again."

"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days."

"Why can't some people help being born Chinese? Because there's nothing wong with it."

"Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"

"I had an issue with my XBone suddenly breaking & emitting smoke... I wasn't too disappointed that my XBone crashed and burned but I couldn't stand the fact that the smoke was even in low-res"

"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."

"Why does Mary Kay walk funny? Her lipstick"