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Joke of the Day

"Be careful - too much sex can result in a balled spot."

"Old enough to know better, but still too drunk to care."

"What do Indians live in? Poverty. :("

"I asked my wife if we could have sex even though she was on her period.. ...she said she may be able to pull some strings"

"The Pope originally wanted to invite Hillary to speak but the Vatican couldn't afford it."

"Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans. I don't like to talk about the Holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell off the guard tower."

"Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the shit out of each other for a $10 crockpot."

"Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery? There were too many frames."

"Just smiled back at a Toyota commercial."

"I once made a belt out of herbs. It wasn't very useful and just ended up being a waist of thyme."