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Joke of the Day

"I once made a belt out of herbs. It wasn't very useful and just ended up being a waist of thyme."

"What boxer's nickname is EEEEE? Mohammad Ali All-E"

"Jesus wouldn't have been good at Twitter He would've only had twelve followers."

"why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain"

"I bought a grandfather clock. It's like a regular clock but it keeps telling you that it's lived through three wars."

"Which musician is the most generous? Cher"

"HORROR STORY- U are the only one alive in a post apocalyptic world. U tweet and it gets retweeted!"

"It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume)."

"Here's a joke about circumcised foreskins. [Removed]"

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? A Porcupine has the pricks on the outside"