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Joke of the Day

"Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the shit out of each other for a $10 crockpot."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus!"

"TIL: 64% of Statistics Are Made Up"

"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."

"I like my women like I like my music collection... Large, dark, illegal and mostly unlistened to."

"And then God made Saturn. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it."

"Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny? They are all about delivery."

"I said to the gym instructor: ""Can you teach me to do the splits?"" He said: ""How flexible are you?"" I said: ""I can't make Tuesdays""."

"What do you call an underdeveloped chicken fetus in a frat house? ...an embroyo! heyooooooooo"

"I knew a shopaholic woman who routinely ended relationships. She couldn't pass up a good buy (good bye)."