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Joke of the Day

"My ten year old son just asked me what were the 80's like. So I turned the Wi-Fi off and took away his smart phone."

"Pick-up Line How 'bout you come to Myspace, so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo then Google all over your Facebook?"

"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny"

"Isn't this whole Ashley Madison hack exactly what their users wanted? To get fucked by a third party?"

"James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar. Michael J. Fox is the bartender. James Bond says ""I'll have a martini."" He does not need to specify."

"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their booze and always black-out."

"How do you make Polish sausage ? First you gotta find a retarded pig..."

"I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me!"

"Whats the difference between your mom and a mosquito? (not for sensitive peeps) A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it"

"What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop? Afroturf"