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Joke of the Day

"I refuse to vote in the US presidential elections! Mainly because I don't live there, nor am I american."

"What do Grammar Nazis support? The Third Write"

"To Dig. I dig. We dig. He dig. She dig. They dig. It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep!"

"How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving? Depends"

"What do Zero and Nil have in common? Absolutely nothing"

"""Rolls Royce"" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef"

"I've quit my new job as a postman. They handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""

"So I found out today that my diarrhea is hereditary It runs in my jeans Credit to /u/jdabarber"

"What do you call a gay Mexican couple that just won the lottery? Juan in Emiliano"

"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."