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Joke of the Day

"I refuse to vote in the US presidential elections! Mainly because I don't live there, nor am I american."

"A dog limps into a saloon and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw""."

"What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool? Sinko :D"

"The ironic thing about Americans making fun of Canada is Iowa."

"I'm not afraid of killing cockroaches. It's the fear of his friends and family's plan to avenge his death while I sleep, that haunts me."

"What is the opposite of an autist? A socialist."

"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"

"What's better than winning gold at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! Haha jk, we can talk. How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected? I have 40."

"If Trump wins I'm leaving the country if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I'm just a pilot so I always travel"