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Joke of the Day

"""Rolls Royce"" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef"

"Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine"

"STAR WARS SPOILER! Darth Vader is Luke's father"

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a bath? The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW?"

"D'you want to hear a spoiler for the Jumanji remake? Robin Williams dies"

"My friend just landed a boob job the perks are great"

"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FIND YOU and cuddle you softly."

"[on date] Ok, don't let her know ur a vampire. Her: I think I'll have a steak. A STAKE?? [turns into bat and flies away]"

"What do you call a flying pig? Swine flu"

"I woke up to find.. the train I was on had turned into a Pencil. I didn't try to use the toilet though because your not meant to go whilst the train's stationary."