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Joke of the Day

"The Story of 3 chinese immegrants"

"[invents time machine and goes back to the dinosaurs] ""in a few years its gonna be really cold"" *hands them mixtape* ""you're gone need this"""

"what do you get when you put a roofie in lemonade? Lemonlaid."

"They say that blondes are dumb, but I've gotten a brunette to marry me too."

"Two red blood cells met and fell in love but alas, it was in vein."

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA."

"I've taken up meditation It's better than sitting around doing nothing."

"Dad tell me a joke[nsfw] ""Hey dad tell me a joke"" Dad:""Pussy"" Son:""I don't get it"" Dad:""I know hahahaha"""

"How does Santa make new baby reindeer? In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen."

"Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece."