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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an arrogant robber? a condescending condescending"
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"Bears spend a bunch of time getting fat, sleep for a few months and then wake up skinny. Being a human is terrible."
"Childish immature jokes are the best * Step 1: say ""eye"" * Step 2: spell the word ""map"" * Step 3: say ""nus"" * Now say that all together..."
"When do you stop on green and go on red? When you are eating watermelon ."
"What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays? Their bigotry."
"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment!!!!"
"I came up with this when I was three years old. What do you call an egg that's scared? A chicken egg."
"The moral of Little Red Riding Hood is: 1) Never trust strangers; 2) Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human."
"I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch."
"sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much they decide to bring a tiny shitting bald man screaming into the world"