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Joke of the Day
"What did the 3 holes in the ground say? Well, well, well"
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"Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy? Jawa breakers."
"What's the average lifespan of an owl? About six and a half books."
"What did the statue say to the other statue? Hey, S-tat-ue?"
"Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden."
"What goes ""Clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clop clop clop""? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"Yesterday I tried to loosen a rusty lug nut... But it didn't turn out."
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"
"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"
"I was at the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ""I love you.' She said, ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I replied, ""It's me... talking to the beer!"" "