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Joke of the Day

"It's Christmas and I'm alone (again), Reddit. Tell me something funny Well, I have my dog at least. Fire some shit away!"

"Using Latin phrases to sound smart is my modus operandi."

"A man goes to the doctor with a terrible rash on his nuts The doctor says, ""well you'll have to stop masturbating"". Man says ""why?"" Doctor says, ""because it's making it really hard to examine you"""

"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"

"I hate bad jokes. They should be pun-ishable by law."

"Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was ""bumpy."" Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles."

"What's a police officer's favorite party game? Pin the murder on the black guy"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes? Fo' Drizzle!"

"#ThingsGirlsDoThatGuysHate tease a man and get all his attention while the second velociraptor ambushes him from his blind spot"

"Did you hear about that fire at the circus?! I heard it was in tents!"