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Joke of the Day

"Arguing with autocorrect is the new yelling at the television."

"Did you guys hear about the murderer who stole a train in Mexico? They say he had a loco motive."

"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."

"Conversation between a politician and prostitute Politician : Hi, I'm 52. I am a politician and I am honest. Prostitute : Hi, I'm 27. I am a prostitute and I am virgin."

"I think Christmas is made for Mexicans only... ...why else would you wish Merry Christmas to every Juan!? *badumtss*"

"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **YOU DONT KNOW YOU WEREN'T THERE!**"

"Sausage Joke During the depression, why did they only put breadcrumbs on one side of a sausage? ....cos during the depression it was hard to make both ends meat"

"neil diamond........ Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him."

"What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird."