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Joke of the Day

"They say all of this started because Eve ate an apple. Clearly, the book was altered. Everyone knows it had to be chocolate."

"I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone"

"Since we have several people participating in the debate tonight... Would it be considered a mass debate?"

"What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common? They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15."

"Why are contortionists always angry? Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape."

"What did the fisher say to the fishkin? Catch you later"

"What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger? They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done."

"I've discovered my home doesn't have a basement. It was just the estate agent doing that walking down the stairs thing behind the couch"

"Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"What do ducks do at Christmas time? They duckerate cookies."