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Joke of the Day
"What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine."
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"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."
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"What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show? Chin-chin would leave."
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