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Joke of the Day
"What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine."
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"Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? He felt disorganized."
"My neighbor is loud and obnoxious Now I know how Canada feels"
"What's the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"
"What's a slut's favorite color? Whorange"
"What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy."
"[Best man speech] I HAVE DEFEATED THE OTHER MEN IN THIS WEDDING PARTY TO EMERGE AS THE BEST, THE MICROPHONE SHALL BE MINE FOOLISH MORTALS!"
"What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid."
"Then God said, come fourth john, for you will have eternal life... But john came Fifth and won a free toaster"